I want Joe The Plumber and Joe Six Pack.
October 16, 2008 – 5:23 amJoe the Plumber and Joe Six Pack, let me talk straight with you because I have something you need to know – Jesus loves you! Regardless of who the next president is and how high your taxes are, there is a God out there who is such a maverick that sent his only begotten son for the sake of your errors (even on your tax returns) and will offer you perfect forgiveness (without any jail time). I know that the economy and taxes are on your mind, Joe and Joe, but they are only minor to the kind of security that God has for you and your loved one’s in Jesus. I see hockey-mom’s and soccer dad’s each week getting real with Jesus. Yeah, I know you can’t see him, but you can feel him. Jesus is not about what you might think he is. Like, this week if you come to church you will hear a great story about a down-to-earth Jesus who is verbally atacked by the rich, smart, elite about how he should be paying taxes. They were really nasty and wanted to keep Jesus down. But the cool thing about God and Jesus is that they give you the power of the Holy Spirit – who can do all things. Taxes really don’t matter. A life lived for God will be provided for perfectly. God will care for you. God knows your gross worth, your net worth, and your eternal worth – and it is a lot. So Joe the Plumber and Joe Six Pack – get you butt (crack and all) and your families butts back to church! You betcha!
One Response to “I want Joe The Plumber and Joe Six Pack.”
ha! somehow i missed this post. this is very well done. great perspective on the ‘joe the plumbers’ of the world. thanks for that. and thanks, too, for the reference to plumber’s crack. made my morning.
By greg on Oct 30, 2008